The Booty Clap

You know what I think the lamest thing guys say at strip clubs is? Some variation of “I don’t get lapdances, I can get that for free.” Or even just “I don’t get lapdances.” Really now? Do they realize that they’re essentially doing something as ridiculous as if they went out to a sit down restaurant only to tell the waitress, “Oh, I don’t order food out, I could make this at home.” Do you do that? No? Well then, don’t do that at a strip club either.

It really irks me that some guys act like they think they are too good to be spending money there. I get this line all of the time from younger guys and it’s one of the big factors as to why i don’t do Saturday nights any more. But honestly, these guys aren’t probably bringing in the big bucks yet they’re acting like super snobs. Chances are i have rubbed my ass on fabric covered cocks worth so much more than these kids, yet they are convinced that they don’t have to partake. Whatever, being a snob makes your dick look even more microscopic.